Do Nothing at Work and Still Get Paid

Here's how you can do that, it's a little bit tricky but it works, remember you have to be cleaver to solve problems! Just read the 8 steps

1. First you need to work your own to be a good reliable person in the company.
2. Give them the idea you always working hard.
3. Make things done that only you can, do like it's very hard to accomplish it, like fixing a computer problem that nobody of your colleges couldn't fix. and take as many time you need for it, if you can fix it, tell it your boss and enjoy your popularity on the workflow by your colleges.
4. Now you're a 'hero'.
5. Fix problems as many as you can, but don't forget to take as many time you want.
6. Your boss now thinks he need you all the time, and even thinks his company will not work if you aren't around on the workflow.
7. Now you can discus for a better payment because you fixed the problems.
8. Next time you need to fix the same problem, you can do it faster but you don't, because now you gave time over to do nothing while you are being paid, yes paid, for doing nothing, just don't let it look like you're doing nothing. Keep saying it's very hard to fix this problem, while you know the answer for the problem.